(Karl Rove: What a boob.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served Pizza Hut for dinner. The meal was good. I don't eat dairy. So she always gets me pizza without cheese. My wife rocks.
I read a story on the web. Karl Rove and Dick Morris have been suspended from Fox News. I don't blame the network. Rove and Morris are a couple of nitwits.
Republicans underestimate Obama. They like to compare him to Jimmy Carter. Republican stupidity shows how out-of-touch the party is.
The president is a tough-as-nails intelligent man with his own private kill list. He has the eyes of a murderer. I call him The Velvet Hammer. I wouldn't want to be his enemy.
My eldest son's variety show was cancelled due to snow. So the family and I watched Two and a Half Men instead. The event has been rescheduled for 3:30 p.m. today.
I fell asleep at 6 p.m. I was exhausted. I woke up at 2 a.m. I drank coffee and read the newspaper. There was a story about Messi.
Lionel Messi is widely regarded as the best football player in the world. But I'm an American, so I really don't care. Sorry.
It's freezing outside. Nevertheless, I'm going to walk ten miles.
I have crazy future plans. It's vital for me to be in tip-top shape.
At the age of sixty-five, I shall move to Miami. I'll become a hobo and preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ to alcoholics, drug-addicts, prostitutes, and psychotics.
I want to die without a penny in my pocket. Screw the man, screw his money, and screw his gold. There's a higher purpose out there, my friends.
Anyway, I'll talk to you later. So long and God bless.