Thursday, January 17, 2013

A Message From Your Cruel Overlord!

(Smith speaks!)

My dearest friends!  It's me.  Your fearless leader.

Have no fear.  I'm OK.  My family went to Pusan.  They aren't coming back until Saturday.  So I have nothing to write about.

Without the wife and kids, life is boring.  I watch TV and drink beer.  I'm going crazy.   Everything is too quiet.  Pray for me.

The blog shall return in the next couple days.  Sorry for my lazy, shiftless nature.

God bless you all. 

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  2. Smith, celebrate the mundane! I thought that was the contract?
    Sure you're not 'living it large' in the local bar, and munching down on pumpkin pie whilst no one's counting those slices?? Your self deprecation might be inspired cover.
    FLB brother!
    Kind regards... Tommy Gun

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    1. My muse might be a crackhead.

      What can I say?

      I feel lazy.

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  3. Smith, Friend,

    Get off your ass and walk down to the pie hole. Get some fresh air. You'll feel better,(and write better)

    GawainGregor

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  4. Your picture of Adolph cracked me up. Glad you're still among the living. I just read an article on Business Insider.com about it being so brutally cold in Korea this winter, that people are setting up tents inside their apartments to create a warmer place to live and/or sleep. I guess the tent helps conserve and concentrate the heat. That must be one nasty winter you're experiencing over there. Are you getting any of that smog from China? That's been making the news, too.

    Take care. Hope you're back with us soon.

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    1. Thanks for the kind words, Eric.

      Peace.

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  5. Here's a link to that article in case anybody wants to read it:

    http://www.businessinsider.com/cold-korean-families-moving-tents-2013-1

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Thanks for stopping by. Smith.