Wednesday, February 13, 2013


(Zerohedge:  I'll be back!)

Yesterday, I spammed Zerohedge.  It's one of my favorite hobbies.  Teasing idolaters is a hoot.  Money is serious business to those zombies.  They get so angry that they literally shit in their hats.  No kidding.

Sadly, I got nabbed and vaporized.  Alas, Bob the Horse is dead.  The morning moderator is a real fascist.  He can go take a flying screw at a rolling donut.  Bastard.

The Dragon Lady made egg rolls for dinner.  Poor old Smith is tired of egg rolls.  But I didn't complain.  I just smiled and ate my vittles like a champ.  I'm wonderful that way.

I downloaded a show called House of Cards.  The series was created by Netflix.  It stars Kevin Spacey.  I like Spacey.  He has a powerful screen presence.  Unfortunately, I'm far too stupid to appreciate the program.  I'm more of a Supernatural moron.

South Korea has the fastest internet on the planet.  For example, I can steal an episode of The Big Bang Theory in roughly one minute.  The speed is blazing.  My downloads often get as high 8.0 mbs.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Our Father on bended knees.  The ways of the Lord are mysterious.  I try my best best not to piss Him off.  I usually fail.

I went to sleep at 1 a.m.  I had a strange dream.  I was kidnapped by one of my former friends.  His name is Sheldon, and he's a hillbilly from West Virginia.  Sheldon threatened to kill me and send my severed head back to my wife.

I woke up at 8 a.m.  I drank coffee and read the paper.  North Korea tested a nuclear weapon.  What a belligerent nation.  Even the Chinese can't control them.

I turned on Fox News.  Christopher Dorner is dead.  He was burned alive in Big Bear, California.  Revenge never works.  It's better just to forgive and forget.

The time is currently 11:45 a.m.  President Obama is talking more bullshit.

Anyway, so long for now.  And God bless.


  1. "He can go take a flying screw at a rolling donut."

    ha ha ha
    hee hee hee
    ho ho ho

    Dorner got Waco'd. Can't say I'm surprised. Obammy jive talkin' on the state of confusion. What a day. My head doth ache. Good night and peace to you, brother Smith.

    1. Hi Sophie.

      It's great to hear from you.

      Dorner's dead. They're just trying to identify the remains.


  2. Great blog entry today, Smith. Apropos the Dorner case, two thoughts come to mind: "Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord." And, this pithy one from the 1981 James Bond film, "For Your Eyes Only": James Bond tells Melina Havelock (Carole Bouquet), who is hell bent on avenging her parent's death, "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"." These words of wisdom will always come back to me whenever a Dorner-type fiasco happens.

    As to North Korea nuke test, their leader reminds me of a loud, chubbly spoiled kid. Only problem is, it's a kid with NUKES at his disposal for christ sake! That can never be a good thing. lol

    As to Zero Hedge website, I enjoy reading that site from time to time, but I never know what to make of it. I chalk it up to a really cool info-tainment site.

    Kevin Spacey.... meh. I can take him or leave him. Usually leave him. But whatever, dude.

    Well, that's all my random thoughts for now. Gotta' run and go fry me up some bacon - the old fashioned way. Stay safe!

    1. Hi Eric.

      Revenge is tricky stuff.

      I do my best to leave it alone.

  3. I got a thing for Spacey after rewatching Se7en a few weeks ago. I even downloaded K-PAX!

    He's probably one of the greatest actors of our time and he's not a media whore like 99% of actors. James

    1. Spacey is great.

      I love American Beauty.

  4. I would be interested in your thoughts about this. I'm not into the freaky stuff like Bible code nonsense etc but this I seriously wonder about.

    If they vote for the Black guy called Peter I guess we need to start getting worried. James

    1. I love all that Bible Code stuff.

      I'm also a big believer in the Shroud of Turin.

  5. Isn't zerohedge just propaganda? Its amazing how a lot of stuff is twisted to allow for a little obama bashing?

    I watched the SOTU yesterday. Which part of the president's speech was bullshit? The part where he asked for a bill privatizing social security? Or the part bashing gays? Or the part about justifying war in Iraq?

    1. There's bias in everything, Anon, because nobody comes at anything neutral. I read ZH because the site comes up with a lot of info, such as all heir posts about high-frequency trading, that I don't see in the mass media until weeks or months later. And ZH delves into a lot of angles and ramifications of such issue that never would have occurred to me.

      I find the nihilistic, gold-buggy, pro-gunny, "we hate everything" attitude there revolting. But I can filter through the attitude that disgusts me and hold onto the nuggets of fact that ZH provides. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes, and ZH gets a lot of nuts.

    2. I'm addicted to Zerohedge.

      I'm there all the time.


      I admitted it.

    3. I love the place.

      Wish I didn't.

      Guilty as charged.


  6. Hey Smith,

    Sorry to hear about BobtheHorse, may he RIP in some frozen beef lasagne.

    Maybe you should run a competition for your loyal followers - invite them to provide you with your next ZH alias/avatar? The prize on offer could be some unwanted egg rolls (if the DL would be obliging).

    Totally agree with you re: Spacey and American Beauty - a great actor in a great film. Have you seen Lost in Translation yet? Bill Murray's character is as equally disaffected and his performance is stellar. The ending is pretty exquisite too.


    Duper Mario.

  7. Thanks, Mario.

    There's plenty more where Bob came from.

    I'll just have to make new email addresses.



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