(Zerohedge: I'll be back!)
Yesterday, I spammed Zerohedge. It's one of my favorite hobbies. Teasing idolaters is a hoot. Money is serious business to those zombies. They get so angry that they literally shit in their hats. No kidding.
Sadly, I got nabbed and vaporized. Alas, Bob the Horse is dead. The morning moderator is a real fascist. He can go take a flying screw at a rolling donut. Bastard.
The Dragon Lady made egg rolls for dinner. Poor old Smith is tired of egg rolls. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles like a champ. I'm wonderful that way.
I downloaded a show called House of Cards. The series was created by Netflix. It stars Kevin Spacey. I like Spacey. He has a powerful screen presence. Unfortunately, I'm far too stupid to appreciate the program. I'm more of a Supernatural moron.
South Korea has the fastest internet on the planet. For example, I can steal an episode of The Big Bang Theory in roughly one minute. The speed is blazing. My downloads often get as high 8.0 mbs.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Our Father on bended knees. The ways of the Lord are mysterious. I try my best best not to piss Him off. I usually fail.
I went to sleep at 1 a.m. I had a strange dream. I was kidnapped by one of my former friends. His name is Sheldon, and he's a hillbilly from West Virginia. Sheldon threatened to kill me and send my severed head back to my wife.
I woke up at 8 a.m. I drank coffee and read the paper. North Korea tested a nuclear weapon. What a belligerent nation. Even the Chinese can't control them.
I turned on Fox News. Christopher Dorner is dead. He was burned alive in Big Bear, California. Revenge never works. It's better just to forgive and forget.
The time is currently 11:45 a.m. President Obama is talking more bullshit.
Anyway, so long for now. And God bless.