(Jane Fonda: Still pissing people off after all these years.)
Yesterday, I drove to a mountain. I did my best to climb to the peak. But I just couldn't make it. My failure was quite humiliating. Women and teenagers were flying by me left and right.
Here's the sad truth. I'm just an ugly weak dirty old bastard. Oh well. What's a boy to do?
I might quit exercising all together. I can no longer see the point. I'm going to die anyway. Perhaps I should start smoking again. Might as well go out with a smile on my face.
I took my family to a Korean beef restaurant. The meal was quite tasty. But my head was pounding so badly that I feared I was having a stroke. No kidding.
The Dragon Lady said, "We not rike dis lestaulant. We want da Burga King."
I said, "Don't worry. Soon I'll be dead. Then you can go wherever you please."
I wanted to watch television. However, I was just too exhausted. So I paid homage to the Christ God instead. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. I'm not some misguided pagan.
I went to bed at 8 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. I drank coffee and read the paper.
A 16-year-old boy in Inchon tried to rape a 12-year-old elementary school student. She resisted his advances. So he strangled the girl and buried her corpse in a rice field.
I turned on Fox News. Conservatives are outraged. Jane Fonda is starring in a new movie. She's playing First Lady Nancy Reagan. Personally, I don't give a flying freak. Ho hum.
Anyway, talk to you later. God bless.