(David Beckham is retiring.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served beef and French fries for dinner. The meal was good. I also drank several large glasses of Coke. Then I snacked on pretzels. I enjoy eating. It's all I got left.
The boys went to a festival with their mother. They listened to music and played soccer. Jim's not an athlete. But that's OK. Most Asians suck at sports. Here on the peninsula, wearing glasses and excelling at math only enhance one's chances of finding a smoking-hot girlfriend. Go figure.
I downloaded a new series called Revolution. It's about a post-apocalyptic world without electricity. The show is a tad simple-minded. Nevertheless, I'm hooked. I'm no rocket scientist, my friends. Sometimes I enjoy giving my brain a much needed rest.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. Jesus's real name is Joshua. It means one who saves. You probably already knew that. Interesting stuff.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 8 a.m. I drank coffee and read the paper.
David Beckham retired. I'll never forget when he got sent off the field against Argentina back in the 1998 World Cup. He was just a kid. I was afraid hooligans might murder him. Europeans act like real assholes when it comes to soccer. Their behavior is often shameful.
I turned on Fox News. Rand Paul was on Huckabee. Rand thinks that Hillary Clinton isn't qualified to be the next president. He's probably right. The problem, however, is the republicans have no one capable of defeating her.
Anyway, talk to you later. God bless.