(I bought the kids a dog.)
Yesterday, I walked five miles to church. Trust me. I need the exercise. I'm a disgusting fat body. The service was quite good. We focused on Matthew 6. The only thing I dislike about the Sunday sermons is the music. We sing and sing and sing. Sometimes, I feel like I'm at a Deep Purple concert.
I took my family to the cinema. Let me tell you people something. Captain America is absolutely fantastic. The basic premise is that the average Joe Meatball has traded his liberty for security. The script is tight and crisp. The acting is marvelous. And Robert Redford makes a great super-villain. His performance is definitely Oscar-worthy. If you decide to view the film, make sure you stay past the credits. There's a terrific preview concerning the next installment.
We went to an all-you-can-eat pork buffet. The meal was delicious. My boys have huge appetites. As a father, it's nice to sit back and watch them stuff their faces with food. No big surprise. They're my legacy and carry my name.
The Children of the Rice asked me for a poodle. But the Dragon Lady used to eat dogs back in the day. Her family would serve them in a soup. I told the kids that their mother has no love for the canine species. According to my wife, man's best friend is about as charming as a chicken. Therefore, it would behoove our clan to stick to gold fish.
However, my boys refused to be dissuaded. So poor old smith finally caved. I spent six hundred dollars on a new pet. We've named the beast Sarah. She's quite small and whimpers in her sleep. I really need my head examined. Dogs suck giant ass. I hated cleaning their shit and piss even as a kid. I deserve some type of award for being a marvelous father.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Dope Show by Marilyn Manson. God bless.