(An important message from your fearless leader.)
Good citizens of Metropolis! It is me--your cruel overlord. I bring glad tidings. Do you have a website or blog that you would like to promote? Then look no further. I would certainly be glad to help. Just leave the address in the comments section of this post. I will give you a link with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. No need to thank me. I'm wonderful that way. God bless.