(Larry Fishburne gave me a stern lecture.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady went to Homeplus. She brought a large pepperoni pizza back to our shabby tenement. The meal was quite good. Junk food never fails to please me. I washed the vittles down with several large glasses of coke. I no longer have any passion for beer. I don't know why. Probably because Korean beer sucks. Plus the imported stuff costs a fortune.
I downloaded another episode of Reign. Poor old Smith is hooked. It looks as if I really am half-a-fag. Sebastian's sister gives birth while surrounded by blood-thirsty pagans. However, it turns out that the French king's handsome bastard has a lot of pagan friends on the payroll. So his knowledge of averting human sacrifice saves the day. He proceeds to lecture Queen Mary about the importance of religious tolerance.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. It's not like I'm some filthy nihilist. I try to obey Jesus. Why? He got nailed to a tree and came back from the dead. I'd be an idiot not to listen.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I now keep a pen and paper by my bed in order to record my dreams. I had a nightmare about being the leader of a cult. I even took a young teenager as a bride. I was later arrested and sent to prison by the actor Laurence Fishburne. He gave me quite the stern lecture.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Many Korean dogs have contracted avian influenza. However, the powers-that-be are warning us all not to panic. Canines can't spread the disease. Well, that's certainly good news. I'm too busy to get sick.
I turned on Fox News. The Five are still talking about Hobby Lobby. They think the company will win the case. I'm not so sure. Obama always seems to get what he wants. Many compare him to Jimmy Carter. But, in my opinion, he has a lot more in common with Richard Nixon. Hubris, hubris, hubris.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Motherless Child by Richie Havens. God bless.