(Criminal Minds is the sickest show on television.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady had to work late. So I prepared spicy pork and white rice for my children. I did a fantastic job. I'm turning into a real culinary genius. The meat was very hot. Our tongues were on fire. In fact, we had to kill an entire bottle of Pepsi in order to extinguish the flames. I enjoy Coke much better. But Pepsi was on sale at E-mart. The Dragon Lady loves a bargain.
I downloaded Criminal Minds. It's truly the sickest show on television. The latest episode takes place in Las Vegas. A young woman is murdered in an underground storm tunnel by a psychopath named Caesar. He ties her to the floor, and she eventually drowns. Caesar is controlled by an elderly wannabe magician. This grifter keeps taxing the homeless so that he can buy stage time at a casino. I sat completely enthralled. Perhaps I'm retarded.
I paid homage to Christ. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I refuse to live my life like some dirty misanthrope. Jonah is commanded to save the citizens of Nineveh. But he hates Assyrians. So he becomes angry at God's compassion. When the city is saved, Jonah is overcome by bitterness. He would rather associate with plants than people. We never want to fall into such a negative trap. It's important to remain social.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a nightmare. I was back in high school, and I couldn't get my locker open. The teachers were angry. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. An author named Dave Barry wrote a book. It's called You're Not Allowed to Date Until You're Forty. I've never heard of Dave Barry. And I have zero desire to read his crap. But maybe he's popular in Korea. I don't know.
I turned on Fox News. The Five talked smack about the Affordable Healthcare Act. They said there is no way in hell that seven million people will sign up before the end of the month. My opinion? Obama's plan sucks ass. All it does is raise premiums on the working class. One must be completely down and out to receive any benefits. We need health care for everybody.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Street Fighting Man by the Rolling Stones. God bless.