(I'm a big fan of Dunkin Donuts.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady brought Dunkin Donuts back to our humble abode. I stuffed my face full of sugary pastry. Then I washed it all down with several glasses of Coke. I have a sweet tooth. Now that I've given up both alcohol and cigarettes, junk food is my only pleasure in life.
I still feel horrible. My cold refuses to go away. This illness has kept me in its icy grip for over two weeks. I fear I shan't survive. I crawled into bed and watched The Following once again. In this particular episode, Psycho Joe's twisted acolytes slaughter an elderly suburban couple with garden implements. I enjoy television violence. The blood reminds me of how temporary life actually is.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I refuse to babble like a pagan. My eldest son James-uh is half an idiot. His teacher just told me that he's in danger of failing 7th grade math. So I asked Jesus to watch over his silly ass. The kid is in desperate need of divine protection.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. However, I completely forgot to log my dreams. What a bummer. Remembering my ghastly nightmares is becoming quite an interesting hobby. I'm gradually learning that I'm a deeply disturbed individual. Who would have guessed it?
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the morning paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Indiana Pacers rested all their starters. However, they still managed to defeat the Milwaukee Bucks. Nevertheless, the Pacers seem to be slumping at the wrong time of the year. I believe Oklahoma City will take the championship. But I seldom correctly predict this type of stuff.
I turned on Fox News. The Five spent fifteen minutes badmouthing Muslims. I completely agree. Islam is a horrible religion which attracts lots and lots of cave-dwelling knuckle-draggers. The violence they wreak upon the world is truly disgusting. Mark my words. Those towel-headed neanderthals shall be the death of us all.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Uncle John's Band by The Grateful Dead. God bless.