(Even Freddie Mercury thinks I'm a fag.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady prepared beef and French fries for dinner. The meal was OK. Certainly nothing to write home about. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full when you step into my world.
I promised my eldest son James-uh that I'd give him back his computer on Saturdays if he picked up his grades. He responded by scoring a B+ on his Algebra midterm. I'm happy and angry at the same time. I frequently have to bribe the little bastard to get positive results. Yet at least he's not as slow as me. Good for him.
I watched another episode of Reign. I know. You don't have to tell me. Even Freddie Mercury thinks I'm a fag. But I can't help myself. The series is addictive. The French King has just lost his mind. He's now killing all his lovers. He throws one out a window and strangles another. Mary is afraid for her life. The poor girl is always in danger. Unfortunately, we know how the story concludes. She eventually gets decapitated by her half-sister Elizabeth. The end.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. It's not like I'm some filthy pagan bowing to a golden calf. I asked Jesus to kill me in a painless fashion when I'm seventy-five years old. I doubt if he'll listen. But it couldn't hurt to try.
I went to sleep at 10 p.m. I had a strange nightmare. A young white girl asked me to describe the color yellow. I pulled down my pants and showed her the piss stains on my underwear. Try to figure that one out. Even my demons have demons.
I woke up at six a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Manchester United fired David Moyes after the squad failed to qualify for Champions League. The EPL is highly competetive this year. I'm shocked that Liverpool won the title.
I turned on Fox News. The Five discussed global warming. I'm a skeptic regarding climate change. When I was a kid, I kept hearing about the upcoming ice age. Now we're all going to burn. The scientists need to make up their minds.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's The KKK Took My Baby Away by The Ramones. God bless.