Monday, May 12, 2014

Monday

(From Dusk Till Dawn is a new series from Netflix.)

Yesterday, I walked five miles to church.  No big deal.  I try to exercise at least once a week.  I'm getting flabby.  Poor old Smith is married to an Asian shrew.  So I don't really fear death.

Nevertheless, I need to make it another twenty years for the sake of the children.  After that, I'll probably expire from a painful case of ass cancer.  The disease runs in my family.  And good riddance.  I could certainly use the rest.

Church was pretty much the same old dog and pony show.  We sang for thirty minutes while clapping our hands.  Meanwhile, one of the crazy Nigerians who attends the weekly service howled like a banshee and started speaking in tongues.  Say what you want.  But that African always keeps me entertained.

Then we had a special treat.  A former reprobate shared his testimony.  This gentleman used to smuggle hard drugs into various countries.  He also had coitus with over seventy women.  The guy's a stud. 

His most egregious felonies, however, were the acts of violence he committed against numerous law-abiding citizens.  He was a real predatory head-cracker.  But luckily he found Jesus and turned his life around.  These days, he's a pussy cat.  Good for him.  Christ's blood is both healing and transformational.

I took the family to McDonald's.  I enjoyed a Big Mac and two large orders of French fries.  The salt, sugar, and starch sent me straight to heaven.  I love junk food.  I washed my vittles down with a large glass of Coke.  Carbonated beverages fill me with joy.

I downloaded From Dusk Till Dawn.  It's a Netflix original series.  The show is very entertaining.  The protagonists are bank robbers on their way to Mexico.  They have plans to retire in a mythical Mexican town called El Ray. 

The concept of El Ray is actually taken from a Jim Thompson novel.  Trust me.  You wouldn't want to end your days there.  The show stars Robert Patrick.  He was great in The Terminator.

I went to bed at 10 p.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee.  Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break.  A woman in the Ukraine claims she had sex with a ghost.  She went on to say that the experience was quite pleasant.

I turned on Fox News.  Benghazi continues to garner headlines.  Congress is setting up a special committee to look into the matter further.  We need to leave the towel-heads alone.  Too many Americans have spilled too much blood for these loons already.  Let's cut our losses.

Anyway, it's time for the song du jour.  Here's Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden.  God bless.

6 comments:

  1. Congress will never find out what happened in Benghazi, he'll half of them were probably in on it, seems to me some folks had to get taken out of the loop hence no rescue or backup. Sex with a ghost now that's a 1st!

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  2. "Sex With a Ghost" is an old concept, like Middle Ages old. It's a Christian thing, you know. Essentially, an incubus demonghost sticks it IN you and a succubus sucks it OUT of you. Which was probably dreamt up by a medieval teenager to explain to his mum why the bearskin blanket was sticky in the morning.

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  3. I was so ugly as a teenager that even the demon ghosts stayed away. I had a face that even a mother couldn't love.

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    1. I'm not as ugly as I used to be. But I'm certainly no Brad Pitt.

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  5. @ John Sloan: If you get your news from places other than the idiot box, you will soon find out what exactly "happened in Benghazi". So here's the Cliff Notes on it:
    The Obama administration, having sided with the folks trying to oust Mo' Kadaffi, went into Libya after the fall and purchased old Mo's weapons to ship to the Syrian Islamic jihaddist insurgents, (read Jabhat al-Nusra), via Erdogan's now Islamic influenced Turkey.

    Ambassador Stevens was there on 9/11/2012 to meet with someone from the Turkish government, (in Benghazi). From all accounts this was the end of the operation and most of the weapons acquired had already been shipped out from Libya to Turkey.

    If you understand that what Stevens and the CIA were doing was essentially the same as the crimes committed during the Iran-Contra scandal, (with the exception that Reagan ordered his people to work with the investigation as opposed to covering it up), and that there was no official consulate in Benghazi, then one can begin to understand the outrage over what happened.

    Here are some facts that are relevant:

    1.) No one knows where Obama was during the long hours the attacks played out.

    2.) No one knows where Hillary was during the same period.

    3.) Someone did order AFRICOM to stand down and not attempt to help those under attack.

    4.) There was no protest that night in Benghazi. This was a military attack on CIA compounds.

    5.) The White House knew it was a "terrorist" attack within the first hour, but still went out with the video narrative and continued to push that narrative for over a week.

    Remember, this was during the run-up to the Nov. 2012 re-election campaign the president was running. The long and the short of it was that Obama hid the true fact of this from the American people with the full, complicit help of the Main Stream Media. The same media, (by the way), who has yet to fully vet the currant occupant of 166 Pennsylvania Avenue.

    The story has many more facets to it, (Susan Rice, Hillary Clinton, Carter Ham, Leon Panetta and many more). But the upshot is that Obama was in cahoots with supplying Al-Qaeda with weapons to use against al-Assad. The irony of Ansar al-Sharia, the al-Qaeda affiliate in Libya, attacking those who were actively helping their fellow jihadists in Syria cannot be overlooked. The fact that Obama is trying to cover this up shouldn't be.

    "What difference does it matter?" as then Sec o' State Hillary Clinton infamously asked when before Congress.

    When you cover up illegal arms deals to terrorists that cost four Americans their lives and then lie about it to avoid a scandal right before an election, it "matters" a whole fucking lot. Remember, Ollie North went to jail over Iran-Contra. Who is Eric Holder prosecuting for this?

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