(Gunnar Nelson is a talented bad-ass.)
I took my family to Burger King. I had a Whopper with French fries and onion rings. I washed it down with a super-sized Coke. Drinking a non-generic carbonated beverage is a real treat for me. Usually, I stuck with Homeplus Cola. But things could be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Djibouti.
I downloaded the latest UFC event. I love watching grown men kick the living shit out of each other. The whole experience is very entertaining. Gunnar Nelson was on the card. He completely dismantled another outmatched opponent. Gunnar and Jon "Bones" Jones are my favorites. Those boys are a couple of hardcore bad-asses.
I attended a professional K-League soccer match with The Children of the Rice. We had a good time. South Korea boasts the best football in Asia. Furthermore, it's easy to get great tickets because everybody on the peninsula is busy working, studying, or getting drunk. Consequently, they have no time for sports. We had front row seats. In fact, I was afraid of being accidentally beheaded by one of the incoming balls.
We returned to our Soviet-style concrete tenement at 10 p.m. I paid homage to Christ. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. A man needs a code. And I believe in Jesus's promise of eternal life. Of course, that doesn't mean that he won't send me straight to hell. But God's will is God's will. So what's a boy to do?
I went to bed at 11 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A six-year-old girl in India got raped at her elementary school. What's up with these Hindus and their multitude of sexual atrocities? Are they Godless pagans?
I turned on Fox News. Governor Huckabee slammed Obama care. He thinks the president's program will end up destroying America. My opinion? I'm one of those filthy communists who believes in socialized medicine. The cost of insurance is way too high. I'm tired of getting fleeced by capitalists.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's You Got That Right by Lynyrd Skynyrd. God bless.