(Everett Teaford used to be a Kansas City Royal.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served pork and French-fries for dinner. The meal was delicious. The Smith family eats a lot of pig. I'm a broke dead dick, so beef is a little too far out of our price range. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. Carbonated beverages bring me much happiness. I was in heaven.
I watched the Samsung Lions on the tube. They hosted the LG Twins in the city of Daegu. The starting pitcher for the Twins was a white man named Everett Teaford. Everett used to play for the Kansas City Royals. He got spanked hard. Samsung won the game 8-4. Mr. Teaford makes $500,000 a year. Not bad. I bet he can afford decent toilet paper. Lucky bastard.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty misanthrope. I asked Jesus to heal my wife from her lunacy. She's filled to the brim with Asian stress. Sadly, she has to accept the fact that her children will never teach physics at MIT. That type of academic success simply isn't in the cards. Time to move on.
I went to bed at midnight. I had another nightmare concerning the housing projects in New Orleans. I was running through a parking lot, and it looked as if I might actually escape. However, a group of large black men spotted me just before I could hail a cab. They proceeded to beat me to pulp. When it comes to dreaming, I'm the king of bad luck.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Bush 43 is writing an autobiography about Bush 41. The first Bush was a wolf in sheep's clothing. He had a chance to overturn Roe v. Wade. Instead, he selected Justice David Souter for the Supreme Court in order to maintain the status quo. Asshole.
I turned on Fox News. Bill O'Reilly's still badmouthing Jessie Ventura even though the former governor won his court case. Bill claims that Jesse's broke and unemployable. In other words, Ventura's extorting money from Kyle's widow out of sheer financial desperation. O'Reilly's shameless. He's the journalist who gave the navy sniper a platform to spew his lies without vetting the sources or allowing for rebuttal.
Anyway, it's time to don our tinfoil hats. Here's Max Keiser discussing financial Armageddon with Mitch Feierstein. God Bless.