(World famous homosexual Anderson Cooper supports Palestine.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served pork and hash browns for dinner. The meal was good. I'm a big fan of starch. I dipped the meat in A-1 Steak Sauce. It tasted nice and tangy. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a huge fan of sugary soft-drinks. I can't believe that I used to be a booze-hound. Oh well. Times change.
I watched the Samsung Lions on the tube. The club traveled to Kwangju and defeated the Kia Tigers 6-4. The starting pitcher for Samsung was a white man named J.D. Martin. His salary is $300,000 a year. Mr. Martin is one of my favorite players because he seems very happy. Some foreign players are a tad bitter because they never made it in the American big leagues. But this guy's loving life. Good for him.
(J.D. Martin pitches for Samsung.)
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. I asked Jesus for lots of rain. The Korean heat is killing me. Furthermore, electricity costs an arm and a leg here on the peninsula. So far, my request hasn't been answered. Not a drop has fallen. And I'm dripping from head to foot with sweat. My wife only turns on the air-conditioning at night.
I went to bed at 1 a.m. I had a dream about visiting Glasgow, Scotland. I have family there. They brought me to see a Partick Thistle soccer match. I flew back to America. When I landed, I tried to get a drink at the airport bar. However, the establishment refused to serve me alcohol. I protested vehemently, and a large security guard threatened to drag me to jail.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean woman killed both her husband and her lover. She wrapped their bodies in plastic and placed them in the bathtub. The police discovered the decomposing corpses after the neighbors complained of a foul smell emanating from the residence.
I turned on CNN. World famous homosexual Anderson Cooper discussed the situation in Gaza. He showed a lot of footage featuring injured Palestinian children. An English aid-worker called the Israelis a bunch of war criminals. This passionate limey even broke down and cried. I wonder if his heart is heavy over the unfortunate Christian children who've been greased by Muslims in Egypt and Iraq. Probably not. The planet is still filled with emotional Jew haters who forget that Islam is a dangerous enemy.
Anyway, it's time to don our tinfoil hats. Here's Alex Jones discussing the upcoming deflationary holocaust with Harry Dent. God bless.