(James Foley is the latest victim of the Muslim Horde.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady prepared curry and rice for dinner. The meal was nothing special. I'm not a big fan of rice. Yet I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my vittles with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. I'm wonderful that way. The glass is always half-full in Smith's humble abode.
I washed the food down with several glasses of generic cola. Carbonated beverages bring me joy. Then I downloaded the latest episode of Under the Dome. Sadly, the show has completely jumped the shark. It's far too outlandish. The characters are surrounded by a translucent dome. However, there's a secret door which will release them to a neighboring town. On top of that, the military industrial complex is frantically searching for a magic egg. I simply can't handle the bullshit.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I asked Jesus to keep me healthy. Poor old Smith has a terrible cold. I can't stop coughing and blowing my nose. Perhaps I've contracted the deadly Ebola virus. I wouldn't be surprised. Stranger things have happened.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had another nightmare. My pastor was really pissed at the congregation. He accused us of misinterpreting Paul's letter to the Romans. He said we were ignorant and implored us to change our evil ways. We agreed to try harder.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Korean authorities are concerned with a rise in gangsterism. Back in the day, the local thugs were only involved in extortion and loansharking. Currently, however, the criminal element is quite diverse in their illegal activities. Officials fear that they might even possess the know-how to manipulate the domestic stock market.
I turned on Fox News. ISIS beheaded an American journalist named James Foley. Mr. Foley's execution was both savage and gut-wrenching. I hold no love for Islam. And can you blame me? Most Muslims are primitive knuckle-draggers who prefer living in the seventh century. Mark my words. These loons will end up killing us all.
Anyway, it's time to don our tinfoil hats. Here's Alex Jones. He believes America is worse than North Korea.