(Jeff Rense has wonderful hair.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served pork and rice for dinner. The meal wasn't very good. I'm not a big fan of rice. But I didn't complain. I just smiled and ate my food like a well-trained retarded child. I'm wonderful that way. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. Carbonated beverages bring me great pleasure.
I watched baseball on the tube. The Samsung Lions played the Lotte Giants in the city of Pusan. Lotte won the game 11-4. J.D. Martin was the starting pitcher for the Lions. He's a white man from Louisiana. His wife and young son are always in the stands dressed in LSU gear. I love the Tigers. Poor old Smith bleeds purple and gold.
I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I asked Jesus to help my eldest son become a more serious student. The kid's blessed with a lot of intellectual talent. Yet he squanders his considerable gifts on internet bullshit. He's just another lonely crackhead blowing up the virtual universe.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Manchester United got trounced 4-0 by the lowly MK Dons. The Dons are a team mired in England's 3rd division. United, on the other hand, is a world class squad. So this kind of shit isn't supposed to happen. Perhaps their humiliating defeat is a sign of the coming apocalypse. One can only hope.
I turned on Fox News. A firearms instructor from Arizona was teaching a nine-year-old kid how to shoot an Uzi. The little girl accidentally killed the man with the weapon. I'm a huge proponent of the 2nd Amendment. However, knuckleheads who hand machine guns to children make conservatives look stupid. A bit of commonsense goes a long way.
Anyway, it's time to don our tinfoil hats. Here's crazy Jeff Rense discussing the sorry state of world with Gerald Celente.