Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Wednesday

(Pope Francis is coming to South Korea.)

Yesterday, I had a chicken sandwich for dinner.  I also ate a huge hunk of pecan pie.  We bought the pie at Costco.  It cost fifteen dollars.  I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola.  I love sugary soft drinks.  The experience was heavenly.

I watched baseball on the tube.  The Hanwha Eagles hosted the Samsung Lions in the city of Cheonju.  The Lions crushed their opponent 14-1.  Samsung's starting pitcher was a white man named Rick VandenHurk.  He's from the Netherlands.  Rick used to pitch for the Baltimore Orioles and the Florida Marlins.  But things didn't work out.  He now makes $300,000 a year.  Not bad.

(Rick VandenHurk pitched six scoreless innings.)

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  No big surprise.  I refuse to babble like a filthy pagan.  I asked Jesus to make my wife a better person.  Her choice of language is downright disgraceful.  She often curses shamelessly in public.  I agree with Saint Paul.  Women need to keep silent and obey their husbands.  Perhaps I'm a neanderthal. 

I went to bed at midnight.  I had a strange dream.  James-uh came rushing breathlessly into my room.  He said that the president of Poland was on the phone and needed to speak to me right away.  The situation was urgent.  However, I was very tired.  So I refused to take the call.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee.  Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break.  Pope Francis is coming to Korea.  He will hold a Mass for the 300 victims of the recent ferry accident.  I'm no wafer-munching Roman Catholic. Nevertheless, Francis rocks.  I love the guy.  He's an adherent of liberation theology and stands staunchly with the poor.  Good for him.

I turned on Fox News.  O'Reilly wants to know why so many people are choosing Hamas over Israel.  The answer is simple.  The globe is filled with anti-Semites.  The Jews have been accused of corrupting the international banking system, controlling Hollywood, inventing pornography, drinking the blood of infants, murdering God, etc.  The list of their crimes against humanity is never ending.

Anyway, it's time to don our tinfoil hats.  Here's Alex Jones.  He says that Michelle Obama is a hermaphrodite.  God bless.     

21 comments:

  1. ....and fuck lloyd blankfein...Church!

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  2. Before you went to sleep, had you been listening to that song by Little Feat titled "Apolitical Blues" that starts with the lines "The telephone was ringing, they told me it was Chairman Mao. I don't care who it is, I just don't wanna talk to him now"?

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    1. I love Little Feat. Whatever happened to them? I guess they just got old. Cheers.

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    2. You probably remember how they got disco-influenced in the 80s, then went on hiatus after Lowell George died. The rest got back together in the late 90s, sounding a lot like the original Southern boogie style, only with a female singer (can't recall her name) on a lot of the tunes. Their first album after reformation was good. Not "waiting for Columbus" good, but a'ight. The X and I saw them play at an open-air music festival in Suwanee, Florida. We loved the gig, but we were tripping on some acid that a Deadhead friend turned us onto, so we loved EVERYTHING that night.

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    3. Perhaps I have the wrong band in mind. Did they sing Dixie Chicken?

      Cheers.

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    4. No, that's the right band. "Waiting for Columbus" was the title of their double live album done on the 1977 tour. I was uncool in college and didn't go to many rock 'n' roll shows, but I hit that one when they played at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C. "Dixie Chicken" was one of the better tracks on it.

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    5. I guess I'm more of a casual fan. I've been racking my brain. Dixie Chicken is the only song I can remember. Cheers.

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  3. Remember there's a big difference between being anti-Israel and anti-Jewish. The fact is there are many American Jews as well as Israeli Jews who are totally against the right-wing policy of the current gov't over there. Frankly, I've never been able to grasp the concept of anti-Semitism. As I understand it, they took to banking simply because the Christians at the time weren't allowed by their pontiff to collect interest. Also the Jews were shut out of other occupations. The Jews in the US that I've met are hard working smart people. The Jewish ladies are noted for their exquisite mammary glands.

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    1. There really isn't a big difference between anti-Israel and anti-Jewish. People just say that to cover up the fact that they are Jew haters. Cheers.

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  4. poor is as much about poor in spirit that money. I wouldn't mind if he hasn't attacked capitalism as the source of all inequality. Plus the Catholic Church are the biggest criminals on the planet.

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    1. The Roman Catholic Church is criminal--like all large institutions. But at least he's trying to fix some of the problems.

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  5. I'm anti-Israel but pro-Jewish, particularly their mammary glands.

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  6. Here's a quote from an Irish senator about Israel:

    "In the 40 years that I have known the State of Israel and sometimes had a home there, I have seen it completely change. It changed from a left-wing, socially directed country to an extreme right-wing regime that is behaving in the most criminal fashion, defying the world and unscrupulously using the Holocaust to justify what they are doing. It is time that rag was torn away from them."

    You can see the whole speech here:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keS-LDl_ewA

    Smith, you are cheer-leading for a genocide. It's reprehensible. You keep saying that Radical Islam will kill us all. But add up the deaths they have caused and then add up the deaths that the USA and Israel have caused, and compare. There is no comparison. Fighting these radicals is the new "we're fighting communists." It's being used to justify all kinds of evil. 30 years ago people swore commies would be the death of us all. Poor Smith: going to the old okey doke.

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    1. I don't know what you people want Israel to do. Are they supposed to sit and let Hamas hurl bombs at them? What's the solution?

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  7. More from Senator David Norris:
    "Entire families have been obliterated and in one case, 20 members of the same family were slaughtered. Also, a disproportionate amount of women and children have been killed in this situation, which is a violation of all the spiritual beauty that Judaism stands for – the respect for life and the fact that if one saves one life then one has saved the universe. All of that is blown out of the window and done so, as I saw, by the arrival of 1,200,000 extreme right-wing former citizens of the Soviet Union.

    It is time people told the truth about what is being said in Israel. For example, the interior Minister, Eli Yishai, stated in 2012 that Israel would send Gaza back to the Middle Ages. Defence deputy Minister Matan Vilnai stated that it would visit the Holocaust on the Palestinians. That is Nazi talk. I am not saying that he is a Nazi but what he is saying makes him sound like a Nazi."

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    1. Lots of people would love nothing better than to witness the destruction of Israel. I'm not one of them. To compare Israel to the Nazis is completely nuts. This is an existential crisis. If they don't fight, then they lose their homeland. And without a place to rest their head, Jews are often targeted for extermination. Plain and simple.

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  8. What a specious argument. Do you think this senator wants to see Israel destroyed? To criticize Israel's reprehensible behavior is to wish it didn't exist? Jews have a place to rest their heads. They stole it from Palestinians. Now Jews are exterminating Palestinians. And people who say Jews should stop exterminating Palestinians are called anti-Semites who don't want Israel to exist. The right wing has taken over Israel, and they agree with you, Smith, that Palestinians are savages with whom they cannot share "their" lands.

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    1. You keep saying that Israel stole the land? So, if you truly believe that theft is an issue, shouldn't they give it back? If so, wouldn't that result in the destruction of Israel? I'm not that bright. But aren't you arguing for the destruction of Israel by calling the formation of the state an act of theft?

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  9. No, I'm talking about at least a 2 state solution, or better, a non-racist apartheid state. There are plenty of people on both sides who are non-racist and reasonable. As things are going, we will see the total destruction of Palestine, and of the Palestinian people, while the savages who are doing it claim victimhood.

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    1. How can you have a two-state solution with Islam? Never going to happen. Tell it to the forty thousand unfortunate bastards starving on the side of a mountain. Tell it to the homosexual getting hung from a tree. But I could be wrong.

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Thanks for stopping by. Smith.