(Pope Francis is coming to South Korea.)
Yesterday, I had a chicken sandwich for dinner. I also ate a huge hunk of pecan pie. We bought the pie at Costco. It cost fifteen dollars. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I love sugary soft drinks. The experience was heavenly.
I watched baseball on the tube. The Hanwha Eagles hosted the Samsung Lions in the city of Cheonju. The Lions crushed their opponent 14-1. Samsung's starting pitcher was a white man named Rick VandenHurk. He's from the Netherlands. Rick used to pitch for the Baltimore Orioles and the Florida Marlins. But things didn't work out. He now makes $300,000 a year. Not bad.
(Rick VandenHurk pitched six scoreless innings.)
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I refuse to babble like a filthy pagan. I asked Jesus to make my wife a better person. Her choice of language is downright disgraceful. She often curses shamelessly in public. I agree with Saint Paul. Women need to keep silent and obey their husbands. Perhaps I'm a neanderthal.
I went to bed at midnight. I had a strange dream. James-uh came rushing breathlessly into my room. He said that the president of Poland was on the phone and needed to speak to me right away. The situation was urgent. However, I was very tired. So I refused to take the call.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Pope Francis is coming to Korea. He will hold a Mass for the 300 victims of the recent ferry accident. I'm no wafer-munching Roman Catholic. Nevertheless, Francis rocks. I love the guy. He's an adherent of liberation theology and stands staunchly with the poor. Good for him.
I turned on Fox News. O'Reilly wants to know why so many people are choosing Hamas over Israel. The answer is simple. The globe is filled with anti-Semites. The Jews have been accused of corrupting the international banking system, controlling Hollywood, inventing pornography, drinking the blood of infants, murdering God, etc. The list of their crimes against humanity is never ending.
Anyway, it's time to don our tinfoil hats. Here's Alex Jones. He says that Michelle Obama is a hermaphrodite. God bless.