(Lotteria is the Asian McDonald's.)
Yesterday, I walked five miles to church. No big deal. I have a fat ass, so I need all the exercise I can get. The sermon was excellent. It centered around Matthew 11. John the Baptist sends one of his followers to question the nature of Jesus. John hopes that Jesus will be able to get him out of Herod's dungeon. But God doesn't work that way. The Baptist is later beheaded.
I took the family to Lotteria. Lotteria is the Asian version of McDonald's. I'm not a huge fan of the franchise. However, the restaurant features filling and inexpensive junk food which my children enjoy. We bought a bucket of chicken, six orders of French fries, and three large drinks for twenty-five dollars. Not too shabby.
We returned to our Soviet-style concrete tenement. I downloaded UFC 177. I love watching grown men knock the living shit out of each other. The main event featured a fighter named T.J. Dillashaw. He stopped his opponent in the fifth round with a brutal kick to the head. How this stuff is legal is beyond me. I'm just surprised that these athletes manage to survive such savage beatings.
(T.J. Dillashaw wins again.)
I paid homage to the Christ God. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I asked Jesus to forgive me for watching grown men knock the living shit out of each other. I know it's a sin. Yet I simply can't help myself. I'm like a retarded child staring at a zoo animal. The thrill simply refuses to dissipate. So what's a boy to do?
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A woman in Seoul committed suicide this weekend. She couldn't handle the shame of being sexually harassed by her supervisor. Asians kill themselves far too often. It's a real problem here on the peninsula. Koreans are always jumping out of their apartment windows for one reason or another.
I turned on Fox News. The president admitted that he has not yet formulated a plan for Syria. The media went wild. I'm baffled. Why call a press conference to tell the world that you have no talent at foreign policy? Obama graduated from Harvard with high honors. But he often acts like an idiot. Commonsense isn't one of his stronger attributes.
Anyway, it's time to don our tinfoil hats. Here's the excitable Max Keiser discussing Bitcoin.