(Crowley has the best one-liners in Hollywood.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady went shopping at Emart. She brought home a pepperoni pizza. It came in a large cardboard box. The meal was delicious. I love junk food. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. Carbonated beverages give me great pleasure.
I downloaded season nine of Supernatural. The show is pretty freaking stupid. But I'm a huge fan, nonetheless. Supernatural is all about the characters. They frequently tickle my funny bone. My favorite is Crowley. Satan's dead, and he's the new king of hell. Crowley has the best one-liners in Hollywood. The man is certainly quick with a joke, and his timing is impeccable.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big deal. I'm not some filthy atheist. I asked Jesus to give me patience. James-uh failed another test, and I really hit the roof. Sadly, the kid's never met a book that he actually wanted to open. Yet I was the same when I was his age. So I've got to keep my cool and remain a level-headed daddy. Raising children isn't for pussies.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a horrible dream. I turned into a werewolf and murdered my mother. I felt very sad and depressed. But my friends refused to punish me. They insisted that I was an OK guy. Try to figure that one out. Even my demons have demons.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank several cups of coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The American government might give a missile shield to South Korea. I couldn't be happier. The ROK has the most dangerous border in the world. So I need all the protection I can get.
I turned on Fox News. ISIS beheaded another journalist. I don't understand their actions. The American people are tired of war. Therefore, it's rather silly to keep provoking the United States into military action. ISIS is almost like a snake devouring its own tail. The group seems to have a death wish.
Anyway, it's time to don our tinfoil hats. Here's Alex Jones discussing global politics with Craig Paul Roberts.