Monday, May 18, 2015

Monday

(Frankie Edgar wins again.)

Yesterday, I took my family to a buffet.  We ate many plates of rice and raw fish.  We also had French fries, waffles, and egg rolls.  I washed the vittles down with several glasses of Coke.  The meal cost seventy dollars.  Living on the peninsula isn't cheap.  Food's actually quite expensive.

I watched the UFC.  Frankie Edgar won a decision over Uriah Faber in a five round bout.  The fight was a tad boring.  Both men respected each other so much so that they were a bit apprehensive about getting hit with counter-shots.  Consequently, they spent most of the match dancing around the ring.

I'm a big fan of the UFC.  Perhaps I'm white trash.  But I just can't get enough of the extreme violence that the organization offers a slob like me.  My favorite fighter is Jon Bones Jones.  However, he's facing a long suspension for hitting a pregnant woman with his car.  The poor girl broke her arm as a result of the accident.  Mr. Jones ran away on foot.  His next stop will be prison.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  No big surprise.  I'm not some dirty nihilist.  I asked the Almighty to protect my two sons.  Sadly, both my boys are a couple of dullards.  They need all the supernatural help they can get.

I went to bed at 10 p.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 5:45 a.m.  I drank coffee and turned on Fox News.  Chris Wallace grilled Mark Rubio.  Senator Rubio claimed that the Iraq war wasn't a mistake.  What a tool.  I'm voting for Elizabeth Warren.  I'm not a liberal.  But desperate times call for desperate measures.  At least she hates Wall Street.

I read the paper while taking a bathroom break.  The homosexual community in Seoul is having a parade to promote LGBT awareness.  Many conservative Korean churches are up in arms.  They want the queens to get back in the closet.  My opinion?  Give the fags a break.  They have the right to enjoy their lives, too.

Anyway,  it's time for the song of the day.  Here's God Will Cut You Down by Johnny Cash.  Enjoy.

2 comments:

  1. Warren will not run. She's smart enough to know that the Amerikan presidency is a game to see who will be the puppet of the Deep State and the rich bastards who buy all the candidates. Warren knows she can get more accomplished for the average people by remaining in the Senate -- even though that will not be much, because the D's and R's are both owned by the bankmaggots.

    It will come down the Shrillery vs. Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin. He's a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Koch Brothers and Earth-raping mining interests. Hitlery will win for the same reasons that Hopey won, only based on pussy rather than skin. The fawning korporate media want more Klinton because it will give them more years of soap opera to cover. The Deep State wants her in there too, because it will keep the Left and Right shrieking at each other for more years, while the maggots steal whatever they can before The Collapse. Which could come any year now. The branch is rotten, but our civilisation keeps edging further out along it anyway.

    If you want to cheer for someone, it should be Bernie Sanders. He's officially announced he's running, even though he's sensible enough to know he doesn't have a chance. But he hopes to at least get a chance to talk about some real issues, instead of bullshit like e-mail logs and "Who Lost Iraq?" (Answer -- realPresident Cheney lost it when he decided to invade the fucking place.) Go Socialists!

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    1. I still think Warren will run. She's an egoist just like all the others. Her only saving grace is her hatred for Wall Street.

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