(Japan gets thrashed by America. Deal with it, junior.)
Yesterday, I took my eldest son James-uh to a restaurant. We ate fifteen dollars worth of fried chicken. He ordered a coke while I consumed an entire pitcher of beer. The experience was heavenly. James-uh wanted to leave early in order to play computer games. But I made him stay so that I could enjoy his company. I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He told me to shut up. Talking with a teenager is hard work.
I watched season three of Orange Is the New Black. The hillbilly girl with the porcelain teeth gets raped by a new prison guard. The scene is tough to watch. She cries silently during the crime. Meanwhile, the ladies learn that Piper is getting seventy dollars every time she sells a pair of used panties. They're tired of being paid with flavor packs. They want their cut. Orange Is the New Black is a wonderful series. It's definitely must see television.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I asked Jesus to help my kids. I really don't want to go back to their mother. But, at the same time, I'm not a big believer in divorce. I'd prefer to work out a deal where we stayed married on paper without having to see each other. The whole mess must be hell on the children. Talk about confusing.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and turned on my laptop. Several piranhas were found in a large Korean reservoir. Officials believe the fish must have been released into the eco-system as a joke. But nobody's too worried. All the piranhas will die when winter comes. So the odds of a swimmer being attacked and devoured are slim to none.
I checked the Fox News website later in the day. The American women's soccer team are the champions of the world. They defeated the Japanese by the score of 5-2. I find the news very exciting. My country has faced some rough times over the past 16 years. A little bit of good news certainly doesn't hurt.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Sober by Tool. God bless.