(Ronda Rousey is a beast.)
Yesterday, I took my eldest son James-uh to a restaurant. We ate fifteen dollars worth of fried chicken. I washed the vittles down with a pitcher of Cass beer. Cass is now my favorite brand. It's quite delicious. My boy and I talked about girls. He likes a young child called Jane. Unfortunately, Jane doesn't know he exists. But that's OK. I'm just glad he's not a homosexual.
I'm not going to tell you a bunch of bullshit. The Dragon Lady kicked us both out again. She threw peaches at my head. Then she hit me with various picture frames. After that, she tried to stab me with a fork. The police came. I was almost arrested for domestic abuse. Thank Jehovah for The Children of the Rice. They told the authorities my side of the story. What a blessing. No prison time for poor old Smith.
I watched the UFC. It's my favorite vice. I love all the blood. Ronda Rousey won again. This woman has never lost a match. She's truly a beast. But she could learn some lessons in violence from The Dragon Lady. I truly believe that my wife could take Ronda in a fight. No kidding. She has man-strength and thick hands. Trust me. I'm a former varsity wrestler. I used to be a bad-ass. I'm just too old to fight these days.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some misguided nihilist. I thanked Jesus for all my blessings. My marriage is a shambles. But I'm cool with it. My faith in Christ never wavers. His power's truly magnificent. I count him as both my boss and a dear friend. I couldn't ask for a better benefactor.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 7 a.m. and turned on my laptop. Pakistan hanged a young man named Hussein for murdering a child. Amnesty International is outraged. They claim Hussein confessed to the crime because of torture. I go back and forth on the death penalty. Some days I'm for it. Other days I'm against it. It's a thorny issue.
I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Many young students in Korea are being sexually harassed by their teachers. The authorities have promised to crackdown on this outrageous behavior. I guess that's good. I just hope the innocent don't get caught up in the governmental dragnet.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Epitaph by King Crimson. God bless.