(Officer Joseph Ponder was murdered by an angry black man.)
Yesterday, I prepared fried chicken for dinner yet again. I'm quickly becoming the king of poultry. But my eldest son didn't complain. He ate every last morsel. I dipped the bird in spicy red pepper sauce. My lips were on fire. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Jinro soju. The experience was heavenly.
I watched The Ultimate Fighter. This season features a contest between Connor McGregor and Uriah Faber. Uriah's the coach of the Americans while McGregor is in charge of the European squad. The first episode is quite entertaining. I like the banter between the two men. Connor has always struck me as an arrogant dickhead. But I must be honest. He comes across as a likable guy...when he isn't busy puffing his chest out.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I asked Jesus to save all the heathens. I often find that atheists have a huge fear of the Creator. That's why they fail to repent. If they did, the Holy Spirit would kick them right in the nuts. And then they'd be forced to reevaluate their miserable lives. Change is tough. Who needs the hassle?
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and turned on my laptop. A state trooper in Kentucky named Joseph Ponder was savagely murdered by another angry black man. What's going on with the African-American community? The children are illegitimate, and the neighborhoods are filled with crime. Furthermore, where is Al Sharpton? I don't hear him shooting off his big mouth.
I read the paper later in the day. A Korean woman drowned her five-year-old son in a bathtub. She tied him up with duct-tape and held him under the water until he stopped breathing. She initially told the police that his death was accidental. But the powers-that-be quickly saw through her story. Her motive was jealousy. She claimed that the boy loved his father more than her. If I were king of the world, I'd burn this witch alive at the stake. However, I'm just a aging clueless bumpkin. What do I know?
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers by ZZ Top. God bless.