(I stand with Ben Carson.)
Yesterday, I prepared fried chicken for dinner. The meal was delicious. The bird came out all crisp and salty and delicious. I'm the king of poultry. My eldest son raved about the meal. He ate every last morsel on his plate. I washed the vittles down with a bottle of Jinro soju. The experience was marvelous.
I watched the latest Bellator matches. The legend Tito Ortiz was submitted in the first round by the champion Liam McGeary. Plus Phil Davis competed in the light heavyweight tournament. He easily defeated his two opponents--one by submission and the other by knockout. Nevertheless, Bellator is a pale imitation of the UFC. It always fails to grab me by the walnuts.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I asked Jesus to give me wisdom. I'm an old fat man who's been forsaken by his wife. I know we'll get back together. But I must be honest. I'm having a wonderful time without her. It's nice to go home to a peaceful apartment. Should I feel guilty? Probably. After all, she's the mother of my children. Oh well. What's a boy to do?
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and turned on CNN. The liberal mouthpieces are shitting their pants over Ben Carson's recent comments. Dr. Carson isn't thrilled with the idea of a Muslim president. I'm in full agreement. Islam's populated by knuckle-dragging neanderthals. The thought of having a barbarian commander-in-chief fills me with dread. I just hope the good doctor sticks to his guns. No apologies are needed. The silent majority is with you, Ben.
I read the paper later in the day. A family of four on Jeju Island was found slaughtered in their home. A mother and her two children were stabbed multiple times with a large kitchen knife. The bodies were placed in their beds. Meanwhile, the victim's husband was found hanging from the staircase. The powers-that-be are certain that the case is a murder-suicide. We live in a broken world tainted by sin. There's nothing more to say.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Uptown Funk by Bambino. She's quite a dancer. God bless.