(Amanda Peterson became a junkie and died.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady came to my apartment when I wasn't home. She cleaned it from top to bottom. After that, she did the laundry. She also left dinner on the kitchen table for me and my boys--a large pepperoni pizza from Dominoes. It was delicious. We washed our vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. The experience was wonderful.
I didn't watch television. I listened to Black Sabbath instead. I'm a huge fan of Ozzy Osbourne. He keeps me entertained. I shook my flabby ass to Paranoid and Iron Man. My man tits jiggled north to south and east to west. For a moment, I thought I was cool. Then reality came sweeping across my soul like an icy wind. I'm an unattractive old man with rotting teeth and creaking bones. What a bummer.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I asked Jesus for wisdom. I only have an IQ of 120. That makes me about as intelligent as the average dolphin. Life's far too complex for a moron like me to navigate. I need celestial help.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and turned on my laptop. Amanda Peterson died from a drug overdose. Amanda was a film star back in the eighties. She was quite the cutie. But dope got the better of her. The poor girl became addicted to prescription medication--which seems pretty common in this day and age. This is how she looked before she passed away:
I read the paper later in the day. A popular Korean actor was nabbed for smoking crank. He was sentenced to a year in jail. He also has to pay a $700 fine. The prosecution was bitterly disappointed. They requested a two-year term in the slammer. I stay away from drugs. However, I'm quite partial to alcohol. Therefore, I try not to judge.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Shock the Monkey by Coal Chamber. The video features a guest appearance by Ozzy. God bless.