(Ahmed Mohamed was arrested in Texas.)
Yesterday, I made fish and rice for dinner. My eldest son's getting a little tired of chicken, so I decided to change the menu. I'll be honest. The meal wasn't very good. I'm the king of poultry. But my talent with fish just isn't there quite yet. I need more practice. I washed the vittles down with two bottles of Jinro soju. It was a learning experience.
I didn't watch television. I cooked French fries instead. The fries were created completely out of scratch. No store bought trash for me. I smothered them in ketchup and salt. They tasted heavenly. I also snacked on three fried eggs with toast. I enjoyed dipping the bread into the yoke. Now that's living.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. Jesus is very egocentric. He tells us that our lives should revolve around him as the earth revolves around the sun. In other words, he's not a teacher. He's not claiming to be a teacher. His nature is divine. And I believe him. What? I'm going to argue with The Savior of the world? I think not.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a strange dream. I was in a train station, and I accidentally ripped some paper on the floor. A Korean man screamed at me. I asked him what his problem was? He threatened to beat the shit out of me. Thankfully, some foreigners started yelling at him, and he ran away.
I woke up at 7 a.m. and turned on my laptop. A fourteen-year-old Muslim boy named Ahmed Mohamed was arrested in Texas. He constructed a homemade clock which resembled a bomb. The police immediately took him away in handcuffs. The liberal community is up in arms. But I'm with the cops on this one. If someone named Ahmed is in possession of a suspicious device, then it's probably wise for the powers-that-be to question him.
I read the paper later in the day. A Korean politician was expelled from his duties. He's suspected of raping a 41-year-old woman in a hotel room. There's an ongoing investigation into his guilt or innocence. We live in a broken world. This kind of stuff happens all the time. For instance, I still believe that Bill Clinton is guilty of rape. He certainly has loads and loads of sexual problems.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Poker Face by Lady Gaga. God bless.