Friday, November 27, 2015

Friday

(Let's behead Ronald Pritchett.)

Yesterday, the Dragon Lady took me to a restaurant.  She purchased fifteen dollars worth of fried chicken.  She also bought me a pitcher of Cass beer.  The poultry and suds tasted great.  Overall, the meal was a nice experience.  But near the end, she started to bitch and bitch and bitch.  To be honest, I can't remember what she was complaining about.  I can't be bothered listening to her endless gripes.  Maybe that's the reason she hates me.

I watched an episode of Fargo.  A butcher's wife inadvertently kills a gangster with her car.  Her and her unfortunate husband are now trying to cover up the mess.  The butcher uses a grinder to dispose of the corpse.  However, the crime family soon learns what happened to their colleague.  Fargo is a great series.  It has my highest recommendation.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  No big surprise.  I'm not some filthy pagan.  I asked Jesus for peace and contentment.  My family's one of the loudest on earth.  Sometimes, I wear earphones just so I don't have to hear them.  The drama never ends.  For instance, my sons are the only Asians on the planet who suck at math.  So I have to listen to their crazy mother scream and scream and scream.  Perhaps I should start drinking again.

I went to bed at 10 p.m.  I didn't dream.  I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee.  Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break.  Pornography's against the law in South Korea.  All the naughty sites have been blocked.  However, some believe that this is a violation of civil liberties.  I stay out of local affairs.  Korea's a fledgling democracy, and the last thing I need is to end up in jail.  If Madame President says pornography is sinful, then I stand behind her 100%.

I turned on my laptop.  A 32-year-old man named Ronald Pritchett killed his father with a knife because the old geezer didn't buy him food from Burger King.  He also knifed his mother, but the poor woman managed to survive. Talk about a hair-trigger temper. Society would be better served if Mr. Pritchett were marched to the town square and promptly beheaded.  I feel sorry for the unlucky bastard who gets him as a cellmate.

Anyway, it's time for the song du jour.  Here's Walk Away by The James Gang.  God bless. 

6 comments:

  1. Hey Smith maybe porn would help all those foul tempered Korean gals? This guy kills his dad becouse he didn't buy him BK? What any time idiot , BK is terrible quality food, as far as drinking goes if it helps why not?

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    1. Hi Nathan. Well, this guy obviously loved it. He was willing to kill for it.

      Cheers.

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  2. know your historical figures:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squanto
    http://www.panoramio.com/photo/3050788

    good on you, squanto. job well done.
    -the Wampanoag heritage society


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    1. Hi Reader. I don't know much about American Indians. Happy Thanksgiving.

      Cheers.

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  3. Instead of watching Roman gladiators murder each other as the Emperor watches under the idols of pagan gods -- excuse me, I mean "watching UFC on your television as advertisers try to sell you shit that you don't need" -- you should read a book titled "1491" by Charles Mann. He's a wide-ranging, ground-breaking but very readable scholar in the mould of Jared Diamond ("Guns, Germs and Steel"). This book is about what the New World was like in the years BEFORE Columbus revealed its existence to the Europeans in 1492.

    Mann does a lot of research himself, and weaves together a lot of disciplines like anthropology, crop genetics and historical documents from the 1500s. He lays out a convincing case that there were a LOT more natives living in North America than we thought (like in the 10 to 30 million population range) and that their civilisation was more complex than the wandering nomads that most whiteAmericans think the Indians were. Not like they were technically advanced enough for metal production or anything, but the control of the environment by people like the Mound Builders of what's now the Midwest was on par with ancient Egypt or the African civilisation at Timbuktu. What the Pilgrims and others encountered were the sad remnants of a race that had been 75% killed off by diseases brought by filthy Euroscum.

    I knew a fair bit about Native Americans before I got this book (even owned a cabin on the shore of Lake Superior in the 1980s where the land deed traced back to a single-name Ojibwa Indian in the 1850s who was the first person to have title to that piece of turf.) But my view of them was changed by this book.

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    1. Why blame the "Euroscum" for their demise. As a card-carrying member of the "Euroscum" nation, I feel quite offended. We gave them cheap housing and free casinos. Sounds good to me. What else do they want.

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