(Aaron Rodgers is full of shit.)
Yesterday, I went to church. The message revolved around Paul. The church I attend is very Paul-centric. The pastor discussed spiritual armour. We must put on our belts of righteousness to protect ourselves from the drunks, porno-hounds, and homosexuals. My preacher's a fundamentalist. He believes that the earth is only ten thousand-years-old. But I don't mind. Plus he keeps me entertained. I never sleep during his sermons.
I prepared fried chicken for dinner. The meal was spectacular. The bird cooked up all crispy and salty and delicious. I'm truly the king of poultry. I washed the meal down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.
I watched the UFC. I'm enthralled by all the violence. The fight of the night took place between Ronda Rousey and Holly Holm. The first round was for the ages. Ronda attacked like the beast she is. But Holly played the role of the skillful matador. She struck Rousey over and over again with vicious left hands. Then, in the second round, Holm savagely kicked Ronda right in the head. The poor woman fell to the ground like a sack of potatoes. The ref wisely stopped the contest. Talk about entertainment.
(Ronda Rousey got her ass kicked.)
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy atheist. I asked Jesus for patience and fortitude. The Dragon Lady and I are getting back together. I've decided to drink the spoiled milk for the sake of the children. They need a mommy and a daddy--even if we're both a little crazy. Pray for us.
I went to bed at 11 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and turned on my laptop. A fan at Lambeau Field screamed out during a moment of silence. He said that Muslims suck. Aaron Rodgers scolded him, saying that his bad attitude is the reason that militant Islam is running amock globally. What a crock of shit. Here's a news flash, Mr. Rodgers. Muslims do suck. In fact, they're murderous behavior is a disgrace to the entire planet. Why run from the truth?
I read the paper later in the day. Fifty-one protesters were arrested in Seoul. This has something to do with textbooks. The Korean government is now in the business of writing school material. Many concerned citizens believe that this type of stuff should be left to the private sector for the sake of historical accuracy. I stay out of domestic political affairs. The last thing I need is to end up in prison. I'm not even sure if the ROK is a democracy. It's best for a foreigner to keep his mouth shut.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Fireworks by Blue Oyster Cult. God bless.