(I'm beginning to like The Donald more and more.)
Yesterday, I prepared beef and French fries for dinner. I cooked the vittles in my Phillips air-fryer. It's the best machine I ever purchased. I shit you not. The meal turned out wonderful. My children raved about my mad culinary skills. I'm starting to enjoy cooking. I hope that doesn't make me a fag. Oh well. What's a boy to do?
I watched an episode of Criminal Minds. It's the sickest show on television--even though it lacks graphic violence. Two bikers are released from prison. They begin snorting and shooting meth. Then they commit rape and murder at a restaurant in New Mexico. They force their victims to watch the executions before burning the establishment to the ground. But have no fear. Agent Hotch and the BAU team save the day by killing both of the villains with a high-powered rifle. Good for them.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I asked Jesus to make my apartment peaceful and stress-free. The Dragon Lady went a little crazy last night. She beat my eldest son with a wooden spoon because he refused to study Algebra. The scene was kind of humorous. She's a frail sickly woman, and he's a 160 pound six-footer. The boy could have snapped her in half. But he took his beating respectfully. Good for him. Self-control is a nice quality to possess.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A South Korean housewife in Germany underwent an exorcism by her friends and family. Unfortunately, they became a bit overzealous and beat the poor woman to death. The Frankfurt police have four suspects in custody on murder charges. One of the assailants is the victim's fifteen-year-old son.
I turned on CNN. The British are passing around a petition to ban Donald Trump from their country. I just don't understand Europeans. They seem to view this Islamic existential threat as play-time. Many countries on the continent have Muslim ghettos where Sharia law is openly practiced. Even the cops won't go into these areas. This is political correctness run amok. One could even call this type of hands-off behavior suicidal. The English should be following Donald's lead instead of criticizing him.
Anyway, it's time for the song du jour. Here's Shoot High, Aim Low by Yes. God bless.