Sunday, January 24, 2016

Sunday

(Potheads burn brain cells.)

Yesterday, I made pancakes for dinner.  I also cooked eggs and toast. I'm pretty good with breakfast materials. I'm a real Betty Crocker.  My son adored the meal.  He ate every last morsel on his plate. He calls me the king of the kitchen.  His words make me feel like half-a-fag.  Oh well.  What's a daddy to do?

I washed the vittles down with Jinro soju.  I have a soju strategy so that I can get buzzed without catching a nasty hangover.  I consume two bottles with a large glass of Cass beer. I wake up strong and loaded for bear.

I finished season six of Mad Men.  The show's wonderful.  Don goes into a dreamy trance and tells the boys from Hershey Chocolates about being raised in a whorehouse.  Of course, his firm loses the account.  Consequently, he's placed on indefinite leave for his erratic behavior.  Meanwhile, Pete Campbell gets suspended from Chevy because he doesn't know how to drive.  Mad Men is must see television. You'd be crazy not to view it.

I paid homage to the Christ God.  I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees.  No big surprise.  I'm not some dirty pagan.  I thanked Jesus for my myriad of blessings.  I get to eat meat on a daily basis.  Lots of people aren't that fortunate.  I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Chad.

I went to bed at 10 p.m.  I had a dream about an old childhood friend. We discussed masturbation.  We agreed that jerking off was much more difficult in our day.  It was hard to find porno.  But now with the internet the kids have it much easier than us.  The conversation was pleasant.

I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee.  Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Peyton Manning and Tom Brady are facing off on Sunday.  I believe that the Patriots will win. Brady's the greatest quarterback in the game's history.  No one has ever come close to his ability to pull out wins.  He's truly a marvel.

I turned on CNN.  There was a special about marijuana.  According to Dr. Gupta, weed is both positive and negative.  It's great when used as medicine.  But when the drug is used strictly for pleasure, problems arise.  Potheads have lower IQ's than the rest of us.  They also tend to be lazy and petulant.

Anyway, I've shot my load.  So long for now, and God bless everybody.

6 comments:

  1. Dr.Gupta is full of shit, ain't nothing wrong with a little relaxing smoke instead of a beer or shot, but I say each and too his own, hope your wife and kids are doing well smith

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    1. Hi Nathan.

      Doing drugs in Asia isn't an option. Potheads go to jail.

      Cheers.

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  2. alot of us born into chad are listening to the sweet troum-troums while the potheads weedify their iqs
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqxQ3mIyEBA
    cnn is fantastics because even when you miss an episode it's like they welcome you back real hard and you never even left or else maybe you are in the airport and a big screen is up where the wall and the ceiling come together.
    troum-troum, okay.


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  3. Glad you're able to get the NFL games in S. Korea, Smith. Hey, whaddaya' know, the Broncos won! Well, that was certainly an upset win, and I'll bet Pats fans are feeling a little stunned. I suspect Denver won't fare so well in the Super Bowl against the Panthers, though. My money's on Carolina to win that one handily. But what do I know? I'm just a spectator!

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    1. Hi Eric.

      Actually, I have to download the games. Nobody cares about football except for Americans. I was real surprised that Denver won. Their defense looked awesome. Maybe Peyton will pull it out.

      Cheers.

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