Friday, April 8, 2016


(Bill Clinton chastises black protesters.)

Yesterday, I met the Dragon Lady. She made me a chicken sandwich on French bread. I also consumed a pack of potato chips. The meal was pretty good. I washed the vittles down with a can of 7-Up. Later that evening, I drank one bottle of Jinro soju and several large glasses of beer. Talk about living.

I watched the Samsung Lions on my $200 television set.  Samsung defeated the KT Wiz by the score of 3 to 1. I get lost in baseball. The game's so slow that it takes away all of my stress. However, I'm still thinking about changing my allegiance to another team. I'll probably support the NC Dinos in the very near future. I have no time for losers. And the Lions need to get their shit together.

I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty atheist. I thanked The Savior for my many blessings. My wife and I remain separated. But miracles have been known to happen. She has excellent medical care and certainly seems better behaved these days. I just hope she keeps taking her medicine.

I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 5 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The South Korean police recently shut down a large internet pornography site. Porno in the ROK is illegal. I'm not sure if the peninsula is even a democracy--if you want to know the truth. I just smile and keep my mouth shut.

I turned on CNN. Bill Clinton got into a passionate public argument with several Black Lives Matter protesters. He defended his record on crime, saying that black on black murder remains a huge problem. And he's absolutely correct. African-Americans have to start owning up to the fact that they often behave poorly. That's why so many of them end up in prison.

Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.


  1. Speaking of baseball, the LSU tigers may be finally be "getting it together" after their last five wins:

    I hope the dragon lady continues to improve.

    1. Thanks. But I fear she'll be as crazy as a bedbug till the end.


  2. medical care is amazing when you consider that it includes replacing entire organs. you can't have a transplant if you install cement fences around every liver and kidney. also they are transplanting hands. next it will be brains and everything, like mary shelley said.

    here's "WTF" by katy perry.

    dance dance, children.

    thanks for stopping by.


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