(Kasich is out.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady went to Emart. She bought the family fried chicken. It came in a cardboard bucket. The poultry tasted very good. Me and the boys devoured the bird in less than fifteen minutes. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. The experience was marvelous.
I watched the Samsung Lions lose another ball game. They were defeated 6 to 3 by the Nexen Heroes. The Lions are one of the worst teams in the league. Nevertheless, I'm taking a super-fast train to Daegu tomorrow to see them play the SK Wyverns. Their stadium is new and quite beautiful. I plan to drink lots of beer.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings. My wife is far from perfect, but at least she hasn't killed anybody. Plus my children are healthy and happy. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Djibouti.
I went to bed at 9 p.m. I had a dream about watching the Red Sox in Fenway Park. I sat next to Tommy Lasorda. I told him that I didn't like baseball. He agreed, claiming that the game was too slow.
I woke up at 5 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A woman from Daejon was sentenced to three years in prison for buying a baby from an unwed mother. The child cost less than a thousand dollars. The mother was given a 10 month suspended sentence.
I turned on CNN. John Kasich dropped out of the race. The Donald is now officially the Republican nominee. In fact, Mr. Trump claims that he might choose Kasich as a running mate. John is Lehman Brothers scum. However, Donald desperately needs to win Ohio to have a shot against Crooked Hillary. I understand his motivation.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.