(The religion of peace strikes again.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady went to Emart. She bought fried chicken for dinner. The meal came in a cardboard bucket. My eldest son and I consumed the bird in less than fifteen minutes. We're a couple of pigs. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of generic cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I can't afford the good stuff.
I watched several episodes of Alone. It's a reality survival show which appears on the History Channel. Several contestants are dropped off by boat into the wilds of Vancouver Island. The last one standing wins $500,000. My favorite contestant is an obese woman from South Carolina. She weighs 270 pounds and can barely move her fat ass from one spot to the other. I'm also overweight. We're kindred spirits.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty misanthrope. I asked The Savior for the gift of health. My wife's seeing her doctor today to get her hormone levels checked. The Dragon Lady has been quite calm the last two weeks. It appears that her medicine is finally working. But I don't want to speak too soon. The last two years have been hell, and I just can't handle another disappointement. Graves' Disease truly sucks ass.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a dream about going to the hospital. I was diagnosed with strep-throat. I began crying.
I woke up at 5 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The North Koreans scolded a reporter from the BBC. They yelled at him for nearly eight hours because he was disrespectful to the supreme leader. After that, the powers-that-be kicked him out of the country.
I turned on CNN. A fifteen-year-old girl from Pakistan was burned alive in an honor killing. Twelve people were arrested for the crime--including the victim's mother. Islam is a religion filled with knuckle-draggers. Trust me. These loons will prove the death of us all.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.