(Fergus Crowley for president.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady served chicken for dinner. She bought the meal at Emart. It came in a cardboard bucket. My boys and I devoured the bird in less than fifteen minutes. I washed the vittles down with several glasses of Cass beer. Cass is my favorite brand of suds in Korea.
I watched an episode of Supernatural. Fergus is being treated like a dog by Satan. He is even forced to keep the floors clean by using his tongue. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean are on the trail of a murderer who is killing professional wrestlers. Supernatural is one of the dumbest shows on television. Nevertheless, I'm an avid fan. The program always makes me laugh.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy atheist. I asked The Savior to restore my wife's health. Things have been going pretty good so far. Her eyes are still bugged-out and her hands continue to tremble, but her moods are much more tranquil. I hope the good times continue.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a dream that my chicken house went down the tubes. No customers appeared at the shop. I don't even own a chicken business. I'm just a helpless slave to anxiety.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A popular model was recently killed in Seoul. She died in a traffic accident. Driving on the peninsula is absolute chaos. If I were the king of Korea, I'd take away all the cars and make the citizens ride horses to work.
I turned on CNN. The New York Times wrote a hit-piece about Donald Trump. The story claims that The Donald often objectifies women both at work and during his personal time. He even had the audacity to kiss a Miss Universe contestant on the lips. There's no doubt in my mind that Trump likes the ladies. But I just can't bring myself to vote for an ultra-feminist lesbian who is married to a rapist. Big Don's the lesser of two evils.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.