(A female loan-shark was recently killed in North Korea.)
Yesterday, I took my family to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a large order of French fries. I washed the vittles down with a glass of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm a broke dead dick, so I usually drink the generic stuff. But sometimes a man has to splurge.
We returned to our concrete Soviet-style tenement. I watched an episode of Hell On Wheels. It's one of my favorite programs. Gunderson kills Bohannon's in-laws with an axe. However, the crazed Finn is eventually brought to justice. He's hanged by the United States Army. Gunderson's neck doesn't snap. He basically chokes to death slowly. The whole process is very disturbing to watch.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings. First, I'm very happy that my sons aren't homosexuals. No kidding. I'm not sure if I could handle that curse. Second, it's great to be able to eat meat every once in a while. Lots of people are vegetarians for financial reasons. Things could always be worse. I'm just happy that I wasn't born in Greenland.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that my wife bought a new apartment. However, the management told us that we weren't allowed to bring our children.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A debtor in North Korea killed a female loan-shark with a knife. The suspect is a retailer who got behind on her payments. Some are speculating that the isolated dictatorship is warming up to the notion of capitalism. I'm not so sure. I don't expect reunification in the near future. But stranger things have happened.
I turned on CNN. Officer Caesar Goodson was aquitted of all charges in the Freddie Gray case. There's a good chance that none of the police officers will face jail time for Gray's death. And I couldn't be happier. Freddie was a drug dealer with a rap sheet a mile long. More importantly, he wasn't a victim of homicide. He met his demise when he foolishly decided to run from the cops. If I were king of the world, I'd legalize all narcotics. Who needs the headache?
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.