(Trump fires Corey Lewandowski.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady prepared ham and rice for dinner. I'm not a huge fan of rice. But in South Korea, you can't get away from the stuff. It's served with every meal. I washed the vittles down with several large glasses of Cass. Cass is my favorite Korean beer. It's nice and smooth.
I watched the UFC. The main bout featured a contest between Rory MacDonald and Stephen Wonderboy Thompson. The fight was a real chess match. Both men gave each other a lot of respect. Nevertheless, Thompson won easily. Rory just didn't possess the speed to catch him with any significant shots. To make matters worse, Stephen shattered MacDonald's nose in the fifth round. Blood went everywhere. I love the UFC. The violence is incredible.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some dirty pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings. My crazy wife is still on her medicine, and my children haven't been kicked out of school. Plus I can occasionally afford to eat beef. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in the Ozarks. Talk about a shithole.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I dreamt that I was back in university. I was thrown out of the school library by an angry security guard. I thought he might kill me.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Two Vietnamese fisherman killed their Korean captain with a knife. They also murdered the ship's first-engineer. According to the crew, the two men are usually nice. However, they went off the reservation after drinking too much hard alcohol. I avoid whiskey like the plague. It's best to stick to beer.
I turned on CNN. I was disappointed to learn that Donald Trump fired Corey Lewandowski at the behest of his son-in-law. I really liked Corey. He took a campaign that was going nowhere and turned it into a winner. In fact, Lewandowski was the brains behind the Trump miracle. Day by day, The Donald keeps losing his luster. Nevertheless, I like him a hell of a lot more than Hillary.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.