(The religion of peace strikes again.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady made pork for dinner. She grilled the meat in our magnificent Phillips air-fryer. The meal was wonderful. I'm a huge fan of pig. It's both tasty and cheap. I washed the vittles down with several large glasses of beer. The experience was marvelous.
I watched a Netflix original series called Narcos. The story is about Pablo Escobar's reign of terror in Columbia. I sat transfixed for ten straight hours. Narcos is so interesting that I couldn't get off the sofa. And here's the kicker. Seventy-five percent of the program is subtitled. The main language used is Spanish. I'm usually far too stupid to sit through anything that I have to read. So this is some type of a milestone for me. I give Narcos my highest recommendation. Netflix has created an impressive work of art.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked the Christ God for his many blessings. On Saturday night, I went out drinking with the Dragon Lady. I had several shots of Absolut vodka and vomited on the street. There are lots of people in this fallen world who can't afford to drink vodka and make public spectacles of themselves. I'm one lucky son-of-a-bitch. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in New London, Connecticut. What a shithole.
I went to bed at 11 p.m. I had a dream about my dead father. We almost got into a fist-fight. I was so angry that I moved in with my mother and her dog, Barney. Barney's been dead for over twenty years. He was a great companion. Time flies.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The ACT exam was canceled in both South Korea and Hong Kong. The test had been compromised by cheaters. Asians take education very seriously. Sometimes, they go a little to far in order to make it into the best universities.
I turned on CNN. A crazy rag-head committed an act of terrorism in Orlando, Florida. The man in question attacked a gay bar with an assualt rifle and a pistol. He managed to murder fifty people before being shot by the police.
Both Hillary and Bernie are blaming the incident on the 2nd ammendment. What a joke. They dishonor the dead. The fags have the right to shake their asses on a Saturday night without being targeted by fanatics. Unfortunately, Muslims aren't as tolerant as poor old Smith. I have no love for Islam. Mark my words. These wacky bastards will end up killing us all.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.