(Is The Donald imploding?)
Yesterday, I took the Dragon Lady to my favorite restaurant. We ate fifteen dollars worth of fried chicken. The poultry tasted magnificent. Unfortunately, this particular eatery no longer serves Cass. So I washed the vittles down with a pitcher of Hite. Most foreigners hate Korean beer, but I love the stuff. I find it delicious and smooth.
I watched the UFC. The main fight of the evening featured a battle between Luke Rockhold and Michael Bisping. Luke dominated the early part of the first round. However, Michael caught him with two sneaky left hooks. After that, Bisping climbed on top of Rockhold and knocked him unconscious with several hard shots to the face. Luke did not lose graciously. He called Bisping a dick at the post-fight press conference and threatened to kill him during their next match. I love the UFC. It's a guilty pleasure.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy nihilist. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings. For instance, I went away this weekend on a mini-vacation. I took the Dragon Lady to an island, and we ate lots of sushi and crab. A good time was had by all. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Little Rock, Arkansas. Have you seen that shithole?
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I didn't dream. I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. White people's life expectancies are dropping like stones from the sky. The members of my race are succumbing to alcoholism, drug addiction, and suicide. I can only speak to my own experience. I'm not standing on a window ledge waiting to jump. But I'm not dancing for joy, either. I find that beer helps with life's roadblocks.
I turned on CNN. Donald Trump is once again being accused of racism. The Donald believes that Mexican and Muslim judges aren't qualified to hear the fraud case involving Trump University because of their race and religion. Why would he say that publicly--even if he believes it to be true? It makes no sense. Perhaps he's on the verge of imploding. The thought of another President Clinton sends chills down my spine. I hope Donald gets his shit together before it's too late.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.