(The Bates Motel keeps me entertained.)
Yesterday, the Dragon Lady made ribs for dinner. They were smothered in tangy barbecue sauce. The meal was very good. However, no side dishes were prepared. I'm afraid to criticize my wife, so I decided it was best to keep my mouth shut. I washed the vittles down with several large glasses of beer. A good time was had by all.
I watched several episodes of The Bates Motel. I'm a huge fan. Norman's gone over the deep end. He enjoys dressing in his mother's clothing while murdering innocent women. However, he believes that his mom is actually the killer. He repeatedly asks his psychiatrist to keep an eye on the wretched woman. Meanwhile, Norma marries Sheriff Romero. The sheriff is up to his eyeballs in murder and money-laundering. All the characters in The Bates Motel are dirt bags. Television keeps me so entertained that I rarely read books these days. Oh well. What's a boy to do?
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy misanthrope. I thanked The Savior for his many blessings. For instance, I wasn't born a dirty Muslim waving a machine gun at the infadels. Plus my kids seem reasonably healthy and happy. Things could always be worse. I'm just glad that I don't live in Yeman. Talk about a shithole.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a dream concerning my mother. Her rent was $3,500 a month, and she didn't have the scratch to pay. Nevertheless, she kept telling me that everything was going to be OK.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Porno is against the law in South Korea. In my opinion, the peninsula really isn't a democracy. Anyway, the police are now searching for four Koreans who ran a porn site called Soranet. They did this while they were overseas. But that doesn't matter. The government wants vengeance. It's strange. Even though pornography is outlawed in this nation, there's a whorehouse on every street corner. Go figure.
I turned on CNN. The shooter in the Orlando night club was no stranger to the FBI. In fact, he had been interviewed by the best and brightest on two seperate occasions. Consequently, the powers-that-be decided that he was an upstanding citizen. Accidents like this happen all the time. I put the blame on political correctness. The whole world is terrified of offending Islam. Soon, we'll all be their slaves. Mark my words.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.