(Judge Gonzalo Curiel is another left-wing activist.)
Yesterday, I took my family to Burger King. I had a Whopper and a large order of French fries. Meanwhile, the Dragon Lady opted for a burger with shrimp. I washed the vittles down with a large glass of genuine Coca-cola. The experience was marvelous. I'm a huge fan of junk food. I currently weigh 235 pounds.
We drove back to our Soviet-style concrete tenement. I drank lots Cass beer as I watched the Samsung Lions on the tube. Samsung defeated LG by the score of 8 to 5. Even though they are currently three games below .500, they remain in playoff contention. The majority of the other teams suck ass, too. Doosan and NC are the only two decent squads in the league.
I paid homage to the Christ God. I said the Lord's Prayer on bended knees. No big surprise. I'm not some filthy pagan. I thanked The Savior for his many gifts. For instance, my sons aren't homosexuals. Plus I have enough money to occasionally feed them meat. Things could be a whole lot worse. I'm just glad that I wasn't born in Flint, Michigan. Talk about a shithole. You can't even drink the water in that sorry town.
I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had another strange dream about defecating in the middle of a restaurant. This time I released my bowels in a Sizzler. I haven't been to a Sizzler in years.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A young female teacher on a remote Korean island was gang raped by three men. The incident happened after she passed out from drinking too much soju. She knew all the perverts who assaulted her. They were the fathers of her students.
I turned on CNN. I recently blamed The Donald for calling out the Hispanic judge overseeing the Trump University case. Well, I was wrong. It turns out that Judge Gonzalo Curiel is a member of La Raza. He's another liberal judicial activist. So how's Big Don going to get a fair trial from this joker? He's not. Curiel should recuse himself immediately.
Anyway, I've shot my load. So long for now, and God bless everybody.